نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟

البيرق · **نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟ -** 11-27-2007, 07:42 PM

الزواج من مبرمج كومبيوتر

Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged

Wife: Have u brought the groceries?

Husband: Bad Command or file name.

Wife: But I told u in the morning.

Husband: syntax error. Abort?

Wife: what about my new T.V?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

Husband: sharing violation, access denied.

Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.

Husband: Type mismatch.

Wife: U r useless.

Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: Wt about your salary.

Husband: file in use…try later.

Wife: Wt is my value in this family.

Husband: Unknown virus…

البيرق · **رد: نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟ -** 11-27-2007, 07:51 PM

I love you more than my CPU

You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently. You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.
You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you
with more than 56 heartbeats per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate my
feelings and explore my emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can
log into my heart and never log out.
I dream of being your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each other.
I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my homepage and all my so! ftware.
I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do?
You formatted my life and added happiness to view.
Believe me it is true...
I love you
more than my CPU

lodi_1986 · **رد: نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟ -** 11-27-2007, 08:58 PM

ههههههههههههههههههههههههه
والله حلوين جدااااااااااااااااا .
Wife: Wt about your salary.

Husband: file in use…try later.
مشكور ابو محمد

البيرق · **رد: نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟ -** 11-27-2007, 09:03 PM

الشكر لكى اخيتى

muss3b · **رد: نتيجة الزواج من مبرمج ؟؟ -** 11-29-2007, 03:27 AM

هههههههههههههههههههههههه
هذي النتيجة !!!

لالا .. بكذا راح اتحطم انا !! .. من اللي راح يقبلني

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